Brown Christmas

"'twas the night before Christmas and Santa was madHis fill of those naughty kids he'd just about hadThis year would be different, he'd show that bad lotHe set off on his sleigh with a vengeful plotHe'd filled up on curry, and foaming dark aleHis bowels were loaded, his plan could not failThat bright Christmas morning, they'd find in diayA brown stocking filler to darken their day"The final entry for One Game a Month 2013, Brown Christmas is a retro style multi-room platformer with a Christmas theme and added toilet humour. Because I'm twelve...