Box Hero

Tired of being told to walk the dog? Then get Box Hero!Did you get coal for Christmas? Get Box Hero to go with it!Did you get kicked out of the house again? Download Box Hero right now! RIGHT NOW!Are you tired of easy pushover games? Get Box Hero and push your body to it's limits!Don't just take our word for it! Look at what these people have to say about it:------------------------"ಠ_ಠ" - my dad"I like it. ☆☆" - me"This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the game." - my sister, for legal consultation please address her."I like it a lot. ☆☆☆" - me again------------------------[Features]- A Box!- Ninja Stars! - Beautiful Scenery!- A sweet leaderboard where you can run circles around your scrub friends and earn some crazy bragging rights!- Realistic 2nd grade physics![How To Not Fail]- Tap to jump!- Don't get hit by a ninja star!- Unlock harder difficulties![Appropriate Questions]Q: Why is it a box?A: Geometric shapes are found practically everywhere, although they often go unnoticed to the untrained eye. Providing examples will teach both you and your loved ones how important they really are. The purpose is so that you can see how these figures are actually important in every day life, and so that you can tranit the information regarding practical applications of geometric figures to anyone you're educating. We are aiming to educate you on parallelograms, specifically, a rectangle, so that you can train your eyes and are better suited to detect them in your environment.Q: Why do you explode when hit?A: Not quite sure.Q: Are you just trying to make a quick buck?A: Psh no.[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]For Positive Inquiries: boxheronice@gmail.comFor Negative Inquiries: boxheronotnice@gmail.com (rarely checked)Why are you still reading the description? Go out, buy some milk and play some Box Hero!