Fight Chuck Norris

Like every day, you awoke this morning from a terrifying nightmare in which Chuck Norris round-house kicked you in the face causing you to fly backwards into the windshield of a Honda Civic. I can only imagine how cold fear grips your mind now that you've stumbled across this app, as you desperately wonder if you can break the horrifying cycle that runs through your mind by somehow managing to face the greatest fighter who ever lived...even if it's just on your cell phone. Even still, I'd say your chances are not good.[internet permission included to serve ads]